i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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