I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Randomize
