after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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