that's an acceptable place to lick
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i just made my gag reflex go away.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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