There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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