Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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