I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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