You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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