your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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