Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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