is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
