But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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