Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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