But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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