hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Buhtt sex?
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
im calling her cock vulture from now on
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
i now understand why vodka
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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