five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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