Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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