Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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