oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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