Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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