Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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