Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
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