Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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