It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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