Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
