We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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