Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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