As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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