so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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