i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Randomize
