Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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