i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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