Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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