well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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