i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Couch. On fire.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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