His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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