we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she pinky promised me she was 18
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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