Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want you more than these girls want KFC
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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