I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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