I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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