What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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