Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im holly from the hills drunk
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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