I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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