Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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