Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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