Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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