seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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