Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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