jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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