I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
handjob tips. give me some.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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