nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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