I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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