As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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