But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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