she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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